Nightbeast (1982)

 


I have a question for people who watch horror movies? When you read the plot description whether it's on IMDB or whatever film site, do you stop to think that the film sounds cheesy? I had that in my mind after reading the plot for Nightbeast. When I finally watched it, it confirmed not one, but two things. The movie itself is pretty bad & it's cheesy. The monster in Nightbeast is pretty hilarious, I'm not sure if they were going for a 1950's monster movie tribute. So ,the FX group did a great job at making the monster look funny. Gotta love practical effects. The acting is what made me go for this movie. After watching the trailer, I could almost taste the cheese in how bad the acting sounded and it is indeed bad. The script is so dumb that anything else that I could say about Nightbeast would be an insult to Plan 9 From Outer Space. Despite all that, I did enjoy the campiness of the film itself. I don't want people to think that this commentary is me trashing the film. I've seen my fair share of bad horror movies, I have tons of bad horror movies in my collection, I collect bad horror movies in my spare time. This is nothing new to me. Nightbeast is bad, but it's enjoyably bad.

I'm Jeff Roman.

2/5

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