Frankenfish (2004)


 When I was a teenager, I used to get excited for Syfy channel's Saturday night Monster movie of the week. The films were usually bad, but they had a unique charm to them that made them entertaining to watch. The biggest sin of Frankenfish isn't it's horrible CGI, or shoddy script, it's the pacing. There are sections where the pacing trails off and I found myself a little bored at times. As terrible as the 2000's CGI is, it's hilariously bad watching the giant Frankenfish kill people. Despite all that, it's still a fun bad B movie from the early days of the Syfy channel. 

2/5

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