The Surfer (2025)


Whenever Nicolas Cage does a direct to streaming flick, I get excited because I know what to expect with the Cageman. In the case of The Surfer, I expected it to be a typical action flick with Cage hamming it up as usual, taking out bad guys one by one. Instead, I got nothing but disappointment. The poster says 99 minutes of sun beaten terror... What terror? All I got was Cage freaking out and losing his shit over a house deal and not being able to surf. This is nothing but 99 minutes of overacting and no action. I guess I expected more out of this but was not happy with the results. Let's see what Cage pops up next and hopefully it'll be better than this

2/5
 

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