The Gardener (2025)


 In 1992, Steven Seagal played a cook on a submarine attempting to save the lives of everyone on board from bad guy Tommy Lee Jones in Under Siege. That film is a classic despite it's cheesiness of the plot.  33 years later, Jean-Claude Van Damme is a gardener saving the lives of the family he mows their lawn in the appropriately titled, The Gardener. It's no classic but it's got enough action to satisfy the action for 109 minutes. The Gardener is billed as an action comedy and yet our gardener played by Van Damme, spends more time on the action while Michael Youn plays the comedic relief as Van Damme tries to save him and his family from the bad guys that have invaded his home. I may not know any French humor but I do know my action flicks and despite the cheesiness of this film. The Gardener is a good time waster.

2.5/5


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