The House Was Not Hungry Then (2026)


The House must had an upset stomach after watching this trainwreck of a movie. The House Was Not Hungry Then is a painfully slow... slow... slow movie that begs the question, what was the point of this movie? I'll give it a credit where credit is due, the plot did sound interesting as it reminded me of Good Boy. But instead of a dog's perspective on a haunted house, it's the house's perspective. If it had a better script, then perhaps the film would have been better. I already said that the pacing was extremely bad. Acting, if there was any acting was non-existent. Overall, The House may not have been hungry then, but it will be now.

I'm Jeff Roman.

1/5 

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