Pig Hill (2025)


Despite a pretty cool opening. Pig Hill suffers the cardinal sin of a horror movie and that's being boring. There are some pretty cool moments in the movie like that opening I just mentioned and... yeah, that's all I can think of. Pig Hill is sadly let down by bad pacing and bad script. Acting is over the top. I've said many times that in order to get my attention in a horror movie, you need a good script, decent acting and to be different. Sounds simple right? You won't find that here in Pig Hill. If I want to watch a film about mutant people... pigs...whatever. I'll watch the original Wrong Turn thank you very much. I've seen so many horror movies my entire life that there isn't anything I haven't seen. Good, bad, they're all the same to me.

I'm Jeff Roman.

1/5

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